What movies have not aged well?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Dr No

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Why are people nowadays so into anal sex?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

A View to a Kill

Have you ever been forced into bestiality?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Why do most people care so much about what others think? Are they afraid of society norms?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

From Russia With Love

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

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Live and Let Die

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Octopussy

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You Only Live Twice

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Why does Rahul Gandhi have so many haters?

Goldfinger

-All the bad guys are black.

-”Ah so!”

Can you write a short story with a twist ending?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

What are some photos of female sexual organs?

Moonraker

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.